The Procession to Calvary

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Steam Steam | Digital Download | Platform Platform Platform | Released: 9 Apr, 2020
The Procession to Calvary
Embark on a Pythonesque adventure with The Procession to Calvary. Experience a unique blend of Renaissance art and humor as you pilfer from pirates and conspire with cardinals. As a follow-up to the acclaimed Four Last Things, this game promises an unforgettable journey filled with laughter and intrigue.
Developer Joe Richardson
SKU
the-procession-to-calvary-090326
$9.99
$3.99 -60%
Description

Embark on a whimsical journey with "The Procession to Calvary," where the end of a holy war marks the beginning of a quest through a mesmerizing landscape of Renaissance art. The tyrant Heavenly Peter has eluded capture, and it’s up to you to hunt him down across a world crafted from the masterpieces of Rembrandt, Botticelli, Michelangelo, and more.

Immerse yourself in a narrative filled with quirky adventures and unexpected encounters. Steal a ship, feed a donkey, compete in a talent contest, and even converse with Our Lord God Almighty. Each step is accompanied by a classical soundtrack featuring Vivaldi, Bach, and Handel, perfectly complementing the artistry surrounding you.

  • Pointing and Clicking: Enjoy a traditional point-and-click interface with a 'verb coin' interaction menu and a simple drag-and-drop inventory.
  • Renaissance Artwork: Experience a cohesive world where famous paintings are seamlessly integrated, honoring the original masterpieces.
  • Classical Music: Journey with music from renowned composers, enhancing the game’s rich atmosphere.
  • Standalone Story: Dive into an independent story set in the same universe as Four Last Things, with no prior knowledge required.
  • Optional Murder: Wield a sword with caution. Use it to bypass puzzles, but beware—your choices may return to haunt you.
  • Nonsense and Humor: Enjoy a surreal, Monty Python-esque comedy that treats lofty themes with refreshing levity.

Will you find Heavenly Peter and exact your revenge? Discover the hilarity and profundity that awaits in "The Procession to Calvary"—a game where each puzzle solves with its unique internal logic and a hearty dose of humor.

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System Requirements

Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
OS *: Windows XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10
Processor: 2 GHz - Dual Core
Memory: 4 GB RAM
DirectX: Version 11
Storage: 1 GB available space

Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
OS *: Windows XP
Processor: 2 GHz - Dual Core
Memory: 2 GB RAM
DirectX: Version 10
Storage: 1 GB available space

OS: Mac OS 10.11
Processor: 2 GHz CPU
Memory: 4 GB RAM
Storage: 1 GB available space

OS: Mac OSX 10.7
Processor: 2 GHz CPU
Memory: 2 GB RAM
Storage: 1 GB available space

OS: Ubuntu 14.04 / SteamOS
Processor: 2 GHz - Dual Core
Memory: 4 GB RAM
Storage: 1 GB available space

OS: Ubuntu 14.04 / SteamOS
Processor: 2 GHz - Dual Core
Memory: 2 GB RAM
Storage: 1 GB available space

Installation Guide

Follow the instructions below to activate a Steam game:

1) Go to https://store.steampowered.com/about/
2) Click on "Install Steam" to download the application.
3) Once downloaded, install the client.
4) Once installed, find and open the Steam application on your computer.
5) Create a Steam account and login.
6) Once logged in to your client, click on “Add a Game” at the bottom left of the application window and click on “Activate a product on Steam”
7) Enter the game key provided and download the game.

You can only redeem the key via the downloaded and installed Steam application and not directly on their website.

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